Features...

Insults Feature

Millons of Insults

Bard-O-Matic includes a huge pool of source words in English and Old Gibberish yielding over 160 million unique insults. Try out different randomization methods to fine tune the absurdity.
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Edit & Customize

Edit the insult text, change fonts, pick a name to make things personal, or chose from a variety of backdrops, outfits, and seasonal attire.
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Save & Share

Bard-O-Matic makes it a breeze to share your insults as text, image (speech bubble or the full image), or video clip via Messages, Mail, Flickr, Facebook, Twitter, Vine, and many more.
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Add Your Own Photos

Use the built-in picker to select a image from your camera roll or photo library. Replace the backdrop or remove the bard completely for insults with a personal touch.
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Speech Synthesis

Bard-O-Matic makes use of speech synthesis available in iOS 7 to speak the insult at your chosen pace in one of a variety of accents.
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Saved Queue

Bard-O-Matic keeps track of the last 40 insults in an easily accessible queue. Simply swipe left or right on the speech bubble to load the next or previous insult.

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